![]() Then we cut to Shrek covering his eyes, Fiona covering her mouth, and Simon plugging his ears with his fingers. (Two mice walk into each other from behind the mouse in front. Three Blind Mice: ♪ We can see clearly now, the rain has gone. The camera slowly flies down to the Three Blind Mice by the mic, given how small they are.) (We cut back to the stage as "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash starts up. Simon: And that was the artist formerly known as Prince. A buzzing noise plays as Prince Charming lets out a yell as he falls through.) (Shrek pulls out a remote and Fiona presses the button to open the trapdoor. (Prince Charming walks back to the center of the stage) (Prince Charming walks right where Doris swoons and fawns for him) (Shrek chuckles, then we see Prince Charming on stage performing "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.) (The pigs run left off the stage, leaving the wolf confused.) Horst: Sounds like dinnertime! (runs off the stage) ♪īig Bad Wolf and the Three Little Pigs: ♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf! ♪ ![]() ♪īig Bad Wolf and the Three Little Pigs: ♪ I'm on the hunt, I'm after you! ♪īig Bad Wolf: ♪ I smell like a sound. The three little pigs skip in the background, and sing backup.)īig Bad Wolf: ♪ Burn to the ground, I break from the crowd. (We cut to the stage with the Big Bad Wolf singing. ![]() ♪įiona: Yeah, you go! (suddenly feels embarrassed) Girl? Then she turns around and starts singing.)ĭoris: ♪ Some boys take, a beautiful girl! And hide her away from the rest of the world! ♪ ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper starts to play as we see Doris's back facing the screen as she dances. Shrek: I find his performance quite wooden actually. He runs to the screen, with his burning tail transitioning to Pinocchio dancing the robot to his song, " Mr. (Donkey suddenly stops singing, then sees his tail on fire and runs around screaming. Shrek: (worried) No! You're really on fire! ♪ Burn baby burn! (Dragon breathes her fire breath at Donkey's tail) Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! ♪ĭonkey: ♪ Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! ♪ (An outer shot reveals Dragon enjoying the music by bopping her head to the beat) ♪ That was when my spark got hot I heard somebody say. ♪ The heat was on, rising to the top burn yet! Everybody going strong! ♪ The song "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps cues up.) (We cut to Donkey running up on-stage from the left. Magic Mirror (off-screen): First up tonight. Far Far Away Idol! (the face flies backwards right out of the shot) Magic Mirror (on-screen): To crown the next. Magic Mirror (off-screen): Shrek, Fiona, and Simon! Magic Mirror (on-screen): Where you, that's right you at home, get to vote along with our judges. ![]() (The face of the magic mirror flies in from the right) (Each word in the title appears as Magic Mirror says the whole title) (A parody of the "American Idol" theme plays as we cut to a purple curtain background) (The camera rotates to the rest of the "Shrek" cast with Donkey and Puss as they cheer) (faces the screen) Who's up for a little contest, then? (Suddenly, Simon Cowell enters through the backdoor of the castle and approaches Shrek and Fiona.) Puss in Boots: (takes off his hat and bows) I will take that as a compliment, princess. Puss in Boots: You ever heard of a (snaps his fingers) gingersnap?įiona: Come on, they're just having fun. Gingy: (laughs from a tabletop) Give it up, guys! You're giving me a headache! Puss in Boots: ♪ Yeah, she'll make you go insane! ♪ĭonkey and Puss: ♪ Upside, inside out. (Screen fades from black after Donkey says "I've got to get a job" in the mid-credits scene of "Shrek 2")ĭonkey: ♪ Once you've had a taste of her, you'll never be the same! ♪ ![]()
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